The Straitjacket Quartet

12.20.2009 FleshLight Christmas II

The Straitjacket Quartet — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:37:12 GMT

The Christmas cheer continues as Charley and Chris send Bryan on an errand while they discuss Porn Star crushes. Does Charley have a crush on Ron Jeremy? Listen in and find out.

12.16.2009 FleshLight Christmas

The Straitjacket Quartet — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:30:04 GMT

Charley has a new way to greet his friends...AND THEY LOVE IT!! Fleshlights, fleshlights everywhere. I think we may have trouble getting our heroes out of the house. Bryan, and Chris also complain about the length...hehehe,no pun intended...of the Christmas season.

12.13.2009 Smoking Voids Warranty?!?

The Straitjacket Quartet — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:23:46 GMT

What the Hell?! Using the in depth sleuthing skills the guys have discovered that lighting up anywhere near your Mac may cause you more heartache than cancer. Unbelievable! Charley and Bryan have never been more offended in their entire lives. Chris...who doesn't smoke, doesn't really have to worry too much. Enjoy!

Topical Creme 12.12.2009

The Straitjacket Quartet — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 20:19:23 GMT

Special Thanks to Steve Morrison from WMMR's Preston and Steve show. A lot has happened since last we had a Topical Creame show...but none of it really matters because Charley and Chris got to meet a couple of hotties and Steve in Philly. Bryan appears to have been locked up, very likely by Charley, so he didn't get to go. But never fear Chris was there to witness all of the glorious mayhem. Here's a link you may enjoy: http://www.wmmr.com/events/2010/totally-office-calendar/index.aspx

12.09.2009 In the Green Room

The Straitjacket Quartet — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 00:05:21 GMT

Join our intrepid , or mildly retarded, guests as they bash, slam, and talk trash about the wonderful, intelligent guys at the Straitjacket Quartet...And they play a Role-Playing game, and discuss the economy...And World Peace...And Asian Hookers....

12.06.2009 Bad Dolphin, BAD DOLPHIN!

The Straitjacket Quartet — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 19:07:56 GMT

This episode originally aired in May of 2008! The guys had a lot of fun recording this one...especially Bryan, and despite the fact that they are reopening old wounds, Charley and Chris agreed to let us air this one again. Well, ok, to be honest, I think Bryan locked them in a closet and decided this one needed to air again. Lots of laughs. They really needed a camera for this one. Enjoy!

12.02.2009 Charley's Secret Story!

The Straitjacket Quartet — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:16:00 GMT

We've been waiting and waiting on this one, and FINALLY, here it is, Charley has a Secret to tell. What could it be? Sex change? Alien abduction? Chris and Bryan are obviously already in the know, but the rest of us NEED to know. So CHECK IT OUT! Enjoy the show! P.S. The guys did not get together to record on the 14th, so ignore the whole reference to an additional Topical Creame. Truth is Bryan was just being to lazy. Something about not wanting to get out of bed, or be away from food...I dunno. Enjoy the show...again.

11.29.2009 Horror Film Fandango!

The Straitjacket Quartet — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 18:05:22 GMT

It's been a long time coming for this one here. Charley is a bit out of his element in this review of the Horror Genre. Bryan and Chris both feel right at home, and come to think of it, they could've prattled on like a couple of old women for hours and hours and hours...and so on and so forth...You get the picture right? Hey! Call them at 206-337-1114 if they didn't mention one you think they should have. Me personally, I want to know how they missed, "The Legend of Boggy Creek". Enjoy!

11.25.2009 People Puppy Mills!

The Straitjacket Quartet — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:53:24 GMT

Fertilization drugs are all the rage and people everywhere...especially celebutards...and wannabe celebutards are producing litters in what seems to be record numbers...or at least, they should be. Chris, Charley and Bryan wade hip deep into the mess that is over-fertilization in America. Forget spaying or neutering your pets, THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE IN NEED OF SPAYING AND/OR NEUTERING! According to the guys, anyway. Enjoy!

11.22.2009 Commercials are WAY TOO LOUD!

The Straitjacket Quartet — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 17:42:14 GMT

Our valiant heroes have found their inner crotchety-old-farts. It all begins with a big bang about commercials being too loud. Bryan, Chris and Charley may be feeling their age. You be the judge. Will rants about young whippersnappers appear in the near future? Only time will tell. Have fun!

11.15.2009 A Few Reviews

The Straitjacket Quartet — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:43:37 GMT

Better late than never, in this installment our cracked critics discuss the good and bad points of movies you've, most likely, already seen, and books you may, or may not, have read. But they did enjoy themselves, and hope that you do as well. If you give them a call (206-337-1114) and recommend it, they may critique other outdated material as well like. They do so enjoy being "timely". Enjoy!

11.15.2009 The Jesus Show

The Straitjacket Quartet — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:19:38 GMT

Apparently Jesus is everywhere...even in things one wouldn't want to see him in. I won't get anymore into it here, suffice it to say Bryan, Chris and Charley pretty much cover the majority. Join these Secular Scions of Silliness as they delve deeply into a world unknown. Like the famous crew of the star ship USS Enterprise these guys boldly go where they should not. Enjoy!

11.08.2009 Old Man Melee

The Straitjacket Quartet — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 22:12:15 GMT

Some people have no respect for their elders. Really, where else but the City of Brotherly Love would some lowlife jack and OLD man?! Charley, Chris, and Bryan discuss geriatric mugging in this fast-paced, walker-hobbling romp through the pros and cons of getting old. Enjoy!

11.08.2009 Moving Disasters

The Straitjacket Quartet — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:27:24 GMT

Some people should never be asked to assist in moving. Find out who has butterfingers (no insult intended...KLUTZ!). Bryan, Charley and Chris review something that has happened to everybody...well, ok, maybe not this specifically, but somebody, somewhere, at some time has had a moving disaster. Enjoy!

11.01.2009 NerdCon Hotties!

The Straitjacket Quartet — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:40:20 GMT

Yes it's a 2'fer. Lovely ladies playing Video Games and attending formerly, "Nerd Only", conventions?! WHAT HAPPENED?! Join Chris, Bryan and Charley as they shed some light on this growing trend.

11.01.2009 Cavalcade of Ghosts

The Straitjacket Quartet — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 19:20:01 GMT

Ghost Show, ghost shows everywhere you look on the TV. Suddenly everybody's seeing...or making one think they're seeing ghosts. Join Charley, Chris, and Bryan as they discuss this phenomenon, and rate the good and the bad but all ugly.

10.31.2009 Topical Creme for HALLOWEEN 2009

The Straitjacket Quartet — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 22:14:22 GMT

Join the gang as they spout about many, many things in the news.

10.26.2009 Rock Band Rumble

The Straitjacket Quartet — Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:34:16 GMT

So you want to be a Rock Band GOD. Charley takes up a fortified defensive position as Chris and Bryan sling their slings, arrows, boulders, bullets, bombs, rockets, and nukes of discontent in his...and Rock Band's general direction. This ain't Shakespeare or "Monty Python's: Quest for the Holy Grail", folks. Charley is fighting for his very life against these two hateful nincompoops! Just kidding! Not really!

Join Charley, Chris, and Bryan as they rumble over a video game. We hope you enjoy...

...Note: Charley was not harmed during the making of this episode. Members of PETA, and the ASPCA were standing by to ensure the safety of Charley at all times. Any loss of limb or any other body parts happened AFTER the episode wrapped. Thank you. ~Godzilla

10.19.2009 Celebutards!!!

The Straitjacket Quartet — Mon, 19 Oct 2009 17:35:25 GMT

What does Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Birtney Spears all have in common, they are Celebutarded. Join Chris, Charley, and Bryan as they dicuss celebu-fuck-tards and Bryan takes one for the team in the team.

10.12.2009 Blue Penis

The Straitjacket Quartet — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 00:54:45 GMT

What could be more wholesome than Comic Books and Comic Book Movies? You'd think this would be a "safe" topic...but you'd be wrong. Join Bryan, Chris, and Charley as they chat about Charley's favorite movie and penises. ALL HAIL 50' SMURF SCHLONG!

10.05.2009 Raving about the Redskins! (NFL)

The Straitjacket Quartet — Tue, 06 Oct 2009 20:41:49 GMT

Charley has lost his mind! And it's all because of Dan Snyder! Chris and Bryan stand WAY back as Charley goes off on Danny Boy for "Conduct Unbecoming". I think he's found his George Lucas folks.

09.28.2009 When Strangers say, "HELLO"!

The Straitjacket Quartet — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 05:28:17 GMT

Here our miscreant misfits have a discussion about the trials and tribulations of meeting the strangest people (talk about the pots calling the kettles black). Join Bryan, Chris and Charley in the fun. Very funny stuff!

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The Straitjacket Quartet — Fri, 13 Jul 2007 23:21:08 GMT

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The Straitjacket Quartet — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 00:31:45 GMT