The Straitjacket Quartet

Our valiant heroes have found their inner crotchety-old-farts. It all begins with a big bang about commercials being too loud. Bryan, Chris and Charley may be feeling their age. You be the judge. Will rants about young whippersnappers appear in the near future? Only time will tell. Have fun!

Better late than never, in this installment our cracked critics discuss the good and bad points of movies you've, most likely, already seen, and books you may, or may not, have read. But they did enjoy themselves, and hope that you do as well. If you give them a call (206-337-1114) and recommend it, they may critique other outdated material as well like. They do so enjoy being "timely". Enjoy!

Apparently Jesus is everywhere...even in things one wouldn't want to see him in. I won't get anymore into it here, suffice it to say Bryan, Chris and Charley pretty much cover the majority. Join these Secular Scions of Silliness as they delve deeply into a world unknown. Like the famous crew of the star ship USS Enterprise these guys boldly go where they should not. Enjoy!

Some people have no respect for their elders. Really, where else but the City of Brotherly Love would some lowlife jack and OLD man?! Charley, Chris, and Bryan discuss geriatric mugging in this fast-paced, walker-hobbling romp through the pros and cons of getting old. Enjoy!

Some people should never be asked to assist in moving. Find out who has butterfingers (no insult intended...KLUTZ!). Bryan, Charley and Chris review something that has happened to everybody...well, ok, maybe not this specifically, but somebody, somewhere, at some time has had a moving disaster. Enjoy!

Yes it's a 2'fer. Lovely ladies playing Video Games and attending formerly, "Nerd Only", conventions?! WHAT HAPPENED?! Join Chris, Bryan and Charley as they shed some light on this growing trend.

Ghost Show, ghost shows everywhere you look on the TV. Suddenly everybody's seeing...or making one think they're seeing ghosts. Join Charley, Chris, and Bryan as they discuss this phenomenon, and rate the good and the bad but all ugly.

Join the gang as they spout about many, many things in the news.

So you want to be a Rock Band GOD. Charley takes up a fortified defensive position as Chris and Bryan sling their slings, arrows, boulders, bullets, bombs, rockets, and nukes of discontent in his...and Rock Band's general direction. This ain't Shakespeare or "Monty Python's: Quest for the Holy Grail", folks. Charley is fighting for his very life against these two hateful nincompoops! Just kidding! Not really!

Join Charley, Chris, and Bryan as they rumble over a video game. We hope you enjoy...

...Note: Charley was not harmed during the making of this episode. Members of PETA, and the ASPCA were standing by to ensure the safety of Charley at all times. Any loss of limb or any other body parts happened AFTER the episode wrapped. Thank you. ~Godzilla

What does Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, and Birtney Spears all have in common, they are Celebutarded. Join Chris, Charley, and Bryan as they dicuss celebu-fuck-tards and Bryan takes one for the team in the team.

What could be more wholesome than Comic Books and Comic Book Movies? You'd think this would be a "safe" topic...but you'd be wrong. Join Bryan, Chris, and Charley as they chat about Charley's favorite movie and penises. ALL HAIL 50' SMURF SCHLONG!

Charley has lost his mind! And it's all because of Dan Snyder! Chris and Bryan stand WAY back as Charley goes off on Danny Boy for "Conduct Unbecoming". I think he's found his George Lucas folks.

Here our miscreant misfits have a discussion about the trials and tribulations of meeting the strangest people (talk about the pots calling the kettles black). Join Bryan, Chris and Charley in the fun. Very funny stuff!

Brought to you by we the raving members of the Straitjacket Quartet, a new and shorter format.Join Charley, Bryan, and Chris as they cover all kinds of random silliness. They never really get to the topic "Silliness on the Internet and Forums", but it is a funny adventure.

We discuss Philip Arnold Paul, escaped mental patient who murdered an elderly woman...Here's the kicker. He escaped from a STATE FAIR!!! WTF!

Come with us as we try to figure out the best way to cast the next X-Men movie( or at least make up for the 3rd movie) and find out the real reason why we love and hate Fall TV.

Mike Vick joins the Philadelphia Evils. "Female" (we're not buying it) track phenom tested for gender. And Charley has a lot of sand in his vagina because he doesn't know where Gotham is located. Our Boisterous "BS"ers have a blast as they cross these all important events. Enjoy!

Our topics current in the news, or lack there of

And the party continues(yes we party for a couple weeks)as the horrors of the DC trip continue, Charlie gets pissed about sporting event, and Bryan shows he doesn't believe in roadrage

It's our second anniversary (yeah, we know we're a month late, but being "On Time" is not like us) and to Celebrate Bryan, Chris, Charley, and Darr...No wait. Scratch that. Bryan, Chris, and Charley have invited Lyla back, and special guest Sam Reza makes his debut on the show...We were in stitches the whole time...You'll see.

This is a new episode we will be posting the day of recording, covering more time critical events. We cover the Canadian invasion, "Octo-Mom", John and Kate + die, etc. , and so forth...

Welcome Sam Reza to the Show, and welcome Lyla Etherson as a guest as well...

Our sexy commentators discuss tabloid affect on celeb. weight, Should you teach your spouse to shoot, a young guy wins the lottery, and our favorite fast food choices(We are experts, being as large as we are). Thanks for listening

Our guest, Donald Etherson was SO much fun, we chose to give you a nugget of non-topic material, the stories this guy has! Like the invention of the wheel...(Note the picture of Charley with Mr. Etherson!)

This episode's journey takes you on a talk about the infamous David Carradine, Internet Discrimination against applicants and employees, and we bash evil record labels.
Donald "E.Z." Etherson, the creature who spawned Bryan and Chris, joins us for a few dozen laughs.

When we last left our heroes Bryan was whining about lack of sleep. Two weeks later and he's still going. Meanwhile, for you entertainment, Charley and Chris do bi-labial tricks with hard candy. They cheated a bit...there was some tongue and a couple of teeth involved. And Darren wonders silently, "What am I missing, and why am I suddenly bleeding".
Join our tired and hungry muses as they struggle to stay on topics like; Kinoki Foot Pads, the Dynamics of Cheating, and the ever illusive ____ Rant! All hail Zod!
05/22/09

The Fab Foursome...oh wait...I'm sorry, somebody didn't make it. Somebody was missing...but we're not going to tell you who it was, or why, until the next episode. Mwaaaaaahahahahahaaaa!!!!!
But someone did make it back, for a visit.
Our Fab Fools wax moronic, in this installment, on Enhanced Interrogation Techniques, or the Politics of Torture, Creepy Ice Cream Men, and Denying One's Heritage...or, at least half of it. We hope you enjoy.
05/22/09

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